So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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