i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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