I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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