How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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