I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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