Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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