just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
there is glitter all over my balls
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