Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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