Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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