so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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