i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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