we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
