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You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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