"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize