I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You can make out without kissing
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Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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