My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I got inside last night via doggy door
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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