She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
sarcasm needs its own font
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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