I want to stick my p in your. b.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he shaved USA in his pubs
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Can you repeat that, but with context?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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