let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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