i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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