I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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