Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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