I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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