I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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