I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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