PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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