I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You work out of a Hotel?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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