Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize