Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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