Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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