Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
pray to the hookup gods
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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