Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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