I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
