these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There r osticjed everywhere
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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