On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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