See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
it glows. i had to have it.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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