Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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