Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We don't watch enough power rangers
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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