I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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