I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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