so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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