She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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