Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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