it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
