I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Randomize