normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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