ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude i'm inner monologue high
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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