I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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