we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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