I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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