: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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