Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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