hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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